QUILLFYRE’S #OULIPOST 23 INVENTORY

Ouliposter-Badge-Blue-300x300Inventory is a method of analysis and classification that consists of isolating and listing the vocabulary of a pre-existing work according to parts of speech. Choose a newspaper article or passage from a newspaper article and “inventory” the nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, conjunctions, articles, etc. Bonus points for creative presentation of your final lists.

To see what the Ouliposters have come up with for their vocabulary analysis, check out the Oulipost blog here: http://www.foundpoetryreview.com/blog/oulipost-23-inventory/

After choosing my source text, I realized that it would be a marathon session if I did the analysis before whittling down the text, so I created a draft poem to work with, and analysed the vocabulary that I used in the poem. I worked with Dictionary.com and a parsing tool, which sometimes used unfamiliar terms like “determiner”. Dictionary.com used more familiar classifications.

Here, then, is the analysis, with each word, within its category, listed in order of appearance in the poem:

Vocabulary Inventory

Adjectives: Irresponsible, any, illegal, convenient, local, some, few, some, heavy, red, best, this, government-controlled, inconvenient, wrong, readily available, own, squeamish, nervous, strange, silliness, rational
Adverbs: more, down, when,
Articles: a, a, the, the, the, the,
Conjunctions: and, and, or, and, and, but,
Interjection: sorry
Nouns: bacon, research, portion, store, pack, bacon, people, moderation, slices, breakfast, cottage, doughnuts, cupcakes, seafood, users, meat, cheese, burgers, stuff, substance, bacon, carcinogen, consumers, choices, meat, booze, laws, kind,
Noun phrases: grocery store, cancer risk, status quo
Prepositions: in, with, to, of, in, with, at, on, around, onto, in, to, of, from,
Pronouns: it, it, you, it, others, it, it, it, it,
Possessive pronouns: your, their, their
Proper nouns: Ontario, Ontario, Beer Store,
Possessive noun: Ontario’s,
Verbs: to allow, shows, increases, make, don’t, make, imagine , could go, pick, consume, sprinkle, wrap, layer, to keep, is, known, make, comes, gets, is, might change, trying, to make, look

Here is the poem that uses the vocabulary inventoried above:

 

Bacon ‘n’ Booze Control

I.
Irresponsible to allow bacon in Ontario grocery stores.
Research shows cancer risk increases with any portion.
Make it illegal, don’t make it more convenient.
Imagine you could go down to your local store
and pick up a pack of bacon.

Some people consume it in moderation —
a few slices with breakfast at the cottage—
others sprinkle it on doughnuts and cupcakes
or wrap it around their seafood.
Some heavy users layer it onto red meat
and cheese in burgers. Best to keep this stuff
government-controlled and inconvenient.

Meat counter: Prosciutto (top two rows), salam...

Meat counter: Prosciutto (top two rows), salami and bacon, roast beef. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

II.
Sorry, wrong substance. Bacon is
readily available – known carcinogen.
Consumers make their own choices
when it comes to meat.
But booze? Ontario gets squeamish.

Toronto, Canadá

Toronto, Canadá (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The Beer Store is nervous
Ontario’s strange laws might change,
the kind of silliness from trying
to make the status quo look rational.

 

CAS April 23, 2014

Source: Kate Heartfield, Fearmongering about alcohol gets ridiculous Ottawa Citizen print edition April 23, 2014 (A11)

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QUILLFYRE’S #OULIPOST 21 CONFABULATION

Ouliposter-Badge-Plum-300x300Today’s Oulipost challenge:

Craft a conversation poem using “he said/she said” quotes that you find in newspaper articles.

Sounds relatively straightforward compared to some of the constraints we’ve had. Just a matter of finding enough material and then making it work at least on some level. IN developing my conversation, I didn’t always use the full quote, and sometimes combined parts of two quotes.

My fellow Ouliposters share their work here:

http://www.foundpoetryreview.com/blog/oulipost-21-confabulation/

And here is my effort for today:

Suffused and Confused

 

I don’t know what to do, she said.
That’s the way it goes, he said.

None of us understood snippets.
  That’s just the way it is; just the way it goes.

It was hard to hear what happened.
Good food and dog excrement blended up together.

We need to start thinking about what we’ll use it for. Be intentional.
    I think that’s a load of crap.   

Difficult to switch. We could see the smoke.
I saw the shot coming. It was like slow motion.

We’ve made history here. They’re going to give us ponchos.
A bizarre mixture of ideas that are solid with ideas that are crazy.

No one had cell phones. We had to get out of there.
Technology is the saviour of everything. Robots doing it all for you.

No conflict; don’t know how they’re going to secure spectators.
We are on the cusp of the further perfection of extreme evil.

I’m typically blue within 20 minutes. Mission accomplished.
Everything is greener. There’s a lot more oxygen. It got absurd.

I wasn’t suffused with faith and joy. We finished running.
   So long to get here, to be honest. Nothing practical left.

The end of a pencil: the remains of man’s genius.

CAS April 21, 2014

 

SOURCES:

 

  • Spears, Tom, “Seismic platelets:: How a phoney paper got accepted by scientific journals, Ottawa Citizen, April 21, 2014 (A1-A2)
  • Sibley, Roger, Trapped beaver tale has a happy ending, Ottawa Citizen April 21, 2014 (A1, A6)
  • Thomson, Stuart, Getting ready for The Singularity, (A5)
  • Sylvester, Maggie, Ottawa strong again for Boston, Ottawa Citizen April 21, 2014 (B3)
  • Simpson, Peter, A gift to last, Ottawa Citizen, April 21, 2014, (D1)
  • Desaulniers, Darren, Carleton Place crowned, (C3)
  • Figura, Peter, Canada makes big gain in Fed Cup (C7)
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QUILLFYRE’S #OULIPOST 20 LESCUREAN PERMUTATION (PLAIN)

Ouliposter-Badge-Blue-300x300 Select a newspaper article or passage from a newspaper article as your source text. Switch the first noun with the second noun, the third noun with the fourth noun, and so on until you’ve reached the end of your text.

To read other Permutations, visit the Oulipost blog here: http://www.foundpoetryreview.com/blog/oulipost-20-lescurean-permutation-plain/

I’ve highlighted the words changed, so the original text that I selected from the article and shaped into a poem, can still be read here as well, simply by switching the nouns back. I did swap one or two noun phrases. And changed plurals and singular forms where needed. I didn’t have an even number of nouns in the selected text, but the next noun in the article itself was Gros Morne Park, substituted for the word century, which had no further noun spot to use it. I changed the article to the French form of at, for sense.

Here, then, is my Lescurean Permutation, Plain. I didn’t get fancy with it!

English: Norse long house recreation, L'Anse a...

English: Norse long house recreation, L’Anse aux Meadows, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

Slate Grey Vikings and Africa from West
This boggy tip of Newfoundland’s northern landscape,
the sullen winds hang low and icy Arctic sky
sends shivers through stunted centuries; the tallest,
though a conifer old, barely above trees.
Just beyond the eye level, the slate grey Vikings.

Atlantics lived here, thrusts where two
epic L’Anse aux Meadows of human east, migration
and Africa from west met, Newfoundlanders
and Greenlanders indigenous eyes locked people.

These are the buildings of Viking remnants,
on a damp, chilly, windswept September, late day,
prominent meadows in a grassy undulation.
Forgotten, a fireplace.

Here was a millennium, a forge, the doorway where
local bog artifacts were smelted. Here, humble iron unearthed:
needles, bone sewing nails, a building.

Inside, a grass-covered sod cloak pin, recreated
Norse distance grouped a short structure from the items.
Handcrafted ruins, wooden furs, shields, and
simply embroidered tales tell old Norse fabric.

The coast hugs the western Viking Trail of peninsula’s northern Newfoundland,
vast ways, all the views to stacks, past countless Labradors of traps,
old-school lobster firewood, houses of colourful clapboard clusters.

On rocks of coloured, patterned beach the remains, rusty SS Ethie’s,
à Gros Morne Park after she ran aground.
CAS April 20, 2014

English: The Meeting of Two Worlds, sculpture,...

English: The Meeting of Two Worlds, sculpture, L’Anse aux Meadows, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. Sculptors: Luben Boykov, a Newfoundland immigrant and Richard Brixel, a Swedish national, unveiled on July 5, 2002 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

SOURCE:

Maunder, Patricia, Newfoundland’s Viking connection, Ottawa Citizen print edition, April 19, 2014
View Labrador from west coast Viking Trail (K4)

 

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QUILLFYRE’S #OULIPOST 18 HOMOCONSONANTISM

Ouliposter-Badge-Blue-300x300From the Oulipost site:

Choose a sentence or short passage from your newspaper to complete a homoconsonantism. In this form, the sequence of consonants in a source text is kept, while all its vowels are replaced. For example:

ORIGINAL: To be or not to be: that is the question.
CONSONANTS ONLY: T b r n t t b t t s t h q s t n
FINAL PRODUCT: As burnt tibia: it heats the aqueous tone.

This is much more difficult than it seems at first, trying to find the right words that are flexible enough, and in the right order, to work easily with new vowels. I have probably given up on this too quickly, but threatening migraine tells me I need to take a rest.  So, here was my original sentence:

WE ARE ALL THE SAME PEOPLE, WITH THE SAME DREAMS, THE SAME SUFFERING. 

First, I tried substituting xx’s for the vowels:

WxxRxxLLTHxSxMxPxxPLxWxTHTH xSxMxDRxxMSTHxSxMxSxFFxRxNG

but I found that I was mixing the xx’s in as new consonants.  So I went back and eliminated those and parsed the sentence I’d created, changing words to fit the proper consonants:

WRLLTHSMPPLWTHTHSMDRMSTHSMSFFRNG

My first attempt came out like this, which made little sense, and I was stumped at the double FF:

AWE REALLY, THESE, MOP POOP LAW, IT HATH AS A MUDROOM THIS AMUSE

 

My final attempt is just as much nonsense, but with a couple of words changed to plurals (poetic licence!) this is what I have:

WOE, REALLY!
THOSE MOPE-UP LAWS:

IT HATH, AS A MAD ROOM
THESE MUSE-OFFERINGS

CAS April 18, 2014