Ok, so I will never be a Hay (na) ku poet. My feeble attempts. Since they were bad, I figured quantity over quality might work. lol
My
cat complains.
(Wikipedia)
Being a cat.
He
pokes me
with his paw.
My
eye blinks
with the pain.
***
Cattle
Grass (Photo credit: Mathew Knott)
graze widely.
Grass shortage imminent.
***
Reverse hay(na)ku
Left-brain-justified
my own
creation.
***
Computer monitor black
Terminal error
unplugged.
black screen of death error in DOS-based app (Wikipedia)
Quillfyre 
I reserve judgemnet… but I like other thing you write. Was that reserving judgement?
Well, like I said, I would never make an Hay(na)ku poet. But the “rules” are only the number of lines and number of words per line. That’s it. Not like haiku at all. Anyway, not to worry, I will not be turning these into a hobby. C